If you could have dinner with any fictional character, who would it be?

Batman. I thought about explaining why I would want to talk to God, but thought that might upset a few too many people. Batman is an interesting character to me. The trauma and his reactions to it. Dealing with the baddies in Gotham and collecting them in Arkham Asylum. I would really like to ask why his philanthropy was so reactive to the villains’ actions. If he had perhaps hired people to actually fix the problems in Gotham before a villain needed to rise up. It would be an interesting discussion to psychoanalyze him for a bit.